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第2443章 命源秘术神禁天平锁

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原地跺脚:                        

                        

                                (⑉≥﹏≤⑉)“青珂不拉裤兜!我不拉啊!”                        

                        

                                这一刻,滚犊子了的狂族都懵了,凯旋集团军也懵了!                        

                        

                                =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪  ‧̣̥̇(º  口  º*)?                        

                        

                                你俩那是干啥呢啊?相互诅咒,隔空对骂,回合制攻击嘛?                        

                        

                                这真的能造成伤害?                        

                        

                                就连钟映雪她们也纷纷捂脸,能把小南逼的吃小樱桃跟言灵口香糖?青珂从某种程度上来说也是绝了!                        

                        

                                不过你俩能不能换个高大上的诅咒方式?                        

                        

                                都想拼命让对方拉裤兜是什么鬼啊?                        

                        

                                然而千本樱却疯狂挥手,给江南加油鼓劲!                        

                        

                                (งᵒ̌  ꇴ  ᵒ̌)ง“对对对!让她拉!唯有拉裤兜才能一解心头之恨呐!”                        

                        

                                作为过来人的千本樱可以说是相当懂了!                        

                        

                                她不介意世上多一个拉裤兜人!                        

                        

                                众人看着千本樱嘴角直抽,你怎么这么兴奋啊你?                        

                        

                                只见江南深吸一口气:                        

                        

                                (˵¯͒口¯͒˵)“青珂拉!青珂今天还来大姨妈!”                        

                        

                                青珂:!!!                        

                        

                                (˃  ﹏  ˂ོ)“我不拉,我…”                        

                        

                                然而话还没说完,青珂就一个哆嗦,腿上一软,猛的将自己的衣服解下来系在腰间!                        

                        

                                千防万防,亲戚难防啊!                        

                        

                                江南满眼兴奋,中了!                        

                        

                                青珂面红如血:                        

                        

                                (☍﹏⁰ོ)“你无耻!”                        

                        

                                江南猛的一个激灵,哦豁?搞偷袭?身为字面意思大师,哪里看不出其中隐藏着的杀机?                        

                        

                                (˶‾᷄  ↼  ‾᷅)“老子牙口好着呢,软饭硬吃不挑食,青珂打喷嚏喷出水晶吊坠!”                        

                        

                                语速极快的江南再次组织出了一次有效进攻!                        

                        

                                看老子究竟是怎么让语言披盔带甲,上阵厮杀的啊!                        

                        

                                青珂刚要说话,抵御江南言灵的进攻,然而刚说出来个“我”字,嘴巴就张的老大!                        

                        

                                人在打喷嚏的时候可是说不了话的!                        

                        

                                (ོ˚≥།3།≤)‧º·˚“我啊湫~”                        

                        

                                一个大喷嚏就被青珂给喷了出来,鼻孔上顿时多了两道水晶吊坠儿挂在上面,闪烁着晶莹的光泽,直垂下巴!                        

                        

                                (ོథ٥口٥థ)“咿呀!!!”                        

                        

                                [来自青珂的怨气值+777!]                        

                        

                                这还是她第一次刷出怨气值来!                        

                        

                                神特喵水晶吊坠啊喂,当着全星空的面儿来亲戚也就算了,打喷嚏甚至把鼻涕给湫出来了?                        

                        

                                还这么长?                        

                        

                                下播!现在就下播啊!                        

                        

                                以后自己还怎么见人?别人看到我第一个想起来的,肯定是水晶吊坠图啊!                        

                        

                                甚至被做成表情包也说不定!                        

                        

                                这一刻,就连滚犊子的狂族也知道没憋住,毕竟那两道水晶吊坠实在是太显眼了!                        

                        

                                然而属于江南的攻击还远没有结束!                        

                        

                                (☛  ͡°  ͜ʖ  ͡°)☛“组合技:青珂大力嗦面条!使劲儿嗦!”                        

                        

                                青珂:(ོ꒦ິ٥﹏٥꒦ີ)!!!                        

                        

                                嗦面条?往回嗦那不就嗦回去了嘛?                        

                        

                                喷出来已经没脸见人了,这要是再嗦回去…                        

                        

                                [来自青珂的怨气值+1008!]                        

                        

                                她刚要开口说不嗦,然而嗦面条动作已经启动,人在做这个动作的时候,也是没法说话的!                        

                        

                                我就算是死,也绝不能把水晶吊坠嗦回去啊!                        

                        

                                这一刻的青珂也不找什么卫生纸了,直接用手对着水晶吊坠一抓,给揪了下来!                        

                        

                                一嗦嗦了个空,好再是没嗦回去!

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